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Santa & Banta`s wives are in the field digging out potatoes.
Santa`s wife struggles for a bit but after a few minutes comes up with two fist sized potatoes. In amazement she says, "yeh toh mera Santa deh tattey wargae neh(these look like my Santa`s testicles)"
Banta`s wife exclaims: "Nee achaa, tere Santa deh tattey adeh wadeh ne(Are Santa`s balls that big)!"
Santa`s wife replies: "Nahin nahin, enne gandeh ne(No they are as dirty)!"
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Advantages of breast milk! A question had appeared in an examination, which read, 'Give four advantages of breast milk?'
Banta began to answer the question.
1) No need to boil.
2) Cats cannot steal... - Hunting mission... A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal(a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting... - Para jumping... Banta joins the Army. The Instructor explains him about using the parachute. The Instructor is explaining the procedures to Banta.
Instructor:'chaal maaron toan baad ... ais rip cord nu khichna. Chatri khul jayege. Phair you sail down... - It`s Me !!!! A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, 'This is my Car, and that...
- Dress of Love?? An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter 'What are you doing naked?' The daughter responds...